lego my 1x8 brick

Ahead of the 7 February 2014 release of The Lego Movie, porn actress Christy Mack has dipped into the same murky publicity well as Bobbi Eden and the rest of the Vette Nation with a salacious offer via twitter. She will provide a "blow job" [sic] to the person that builds her the "best Lego creation to put in [her] house". For those who don't remember, during the 2010 World Cup, Bobbi Eden offered each of her 50 thousand plus twitter followers a blowjob if her native Netherlands beat Spain in the world cup, thus overturning the predictions of the psychic octopus.

Christy Mack denies this is self-promotion, instead claiming via twitter to be "just a whore that likes Legos." But given the recent obsession with Lego set releases (Simpsons) and some Batman levels of willpower to painstakingly recreate Hogwarts and the Battle of Helm's Deep from Lord of the Rings, perhaps this is just a moment of seizing the geek-chic zeitgeist?

But what does it say about the current state of men, masculine, sexuality, and so called "geek culture" that such an offer could be made, and, it seems, so many men are lining up the bricks for a chance to have a porn actress perform oral sex on them?

simpsons! (in minecraft)

A remarkable remake of the widely recognized opening from The Simpsons. But why is Dewey Largo naked?



So far both Star Wars trilogies, Indiana Jones, Batman, Harry Potter and Rock Band have gotten the Lego treatment from Traveller's Tales. How long until we see America's favorite yellow family[1] rendered in block form having madcap adventures?

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[1] Sorry, All-American Girl. Apparently, I also need to seek out Mr. T and Tina. No, not "pity the foo" Mr. T but Pat "Mr. Miyagi used to be a cook on Happy Days" Morita. It's recognized as the first tv sitcom about an Asian American family on American TV. Query: why did all Japanese guys on TV in the 70s have the last name Takahashi? Were they all brothers or something?